By: UPTIMEDESIGN

Tell her she looks thin

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in s […]

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Ok, this has gotta stop

And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? We’ll go deliver thi […]

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We need rest

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. You mean it controls yo […]

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Ladies of the evening

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kil […]

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I respect and admire Harold Zoid

Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Eeeee! Now say “ […]

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