Category: Life

Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Inte […]

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Breakfast Club

And then the battle’s not so bad? Yeah, lots of people did. Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have […]

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Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick

It must be wonderful. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Now Fry, it& […]

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Oh right. I forgot

All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? S […]

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Tell her she looks thin

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in s […]

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Ladies of the evening

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kil […]

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